BERT AND THE MISSUS: ROAMING CHARACTERS
Oct
25
8:00 PM20:00

BERT AND THE MISSUS: ROAMING CHARACTERS

Discover Bert and the Missus as they cause havoc and fun throughout the pub. 

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"Here at the Ninth Life everyone gets involved and our cleaners are no exception.To our surprise, in his youth our caretaker Bert was an illegal warehouse rave DJ!Although they look harmless now, find Bert and the Missus as they tidy up, and ask for your map to the secret location of their latest knees up."

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UTTERLY BONKERS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH
Oct
26
10:00 AM10:00

UTTERLY BONKERS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH

Building on the city-wide popularity of Bottomless Brunches, we want to offer something unlike any other out there! 

Inspired by classic gameshows, ridiculous party/festival games, retro T.V programmes and favourite films this event will be brought to you by a whole host of characters from the bizarre to the brilliant. 

Think Task Master and A League of Gentlemen - meets Fraggle Rock – meets Alan Partridge and you’d be a little close. Games, prizes, characters and comedy! 

Drink as much as you’d like, eat from our fantastic menu and get ready for a brilliant ride! 

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NINTH LIFE DRAG HALLOWEEN BALL: DEVILS, DEMONS AND DIVAS
Oct
26
to Oct 27

NINTH LIFE DRAG HALLOWEEN BALL: DEVILS, DEMONS AND DIVAS

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Drag yourself up to Ninth Life on the 26 th of October for our very first

Halloween Drag ball, a night of Devils Demons and Divas! With

scarily stunning drag performers, devilish dance offs and

spooktacular- yes we said it, spookTACULAR- Halloween games,

we’re high kicking our festive season off with a bang. We’ll even

have a transformation station- Think Ru Pauls Drag Race meets

Nightmare on Elm street- IT WILL BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER!

Performances by Miss Lola Facetious, ChrisTeen and special guests

and DJ Sparky on the decks.

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THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ
Oct
30
8:00 PM20:00

THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ

Get your thinking caps on and grab your brainiest mates as Ninth Life are hosting a brilliant new pub quiz! Featuring general knowledge, current news, music round, picture questions and loads more.

Cash prizes, booze AND theatre tickets to be won!
£2 per person to play.
6 people to a team maximum (2 points deducted for every player over 6 in a team)

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Photography by: Matthew Kaltenborn

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DJ: JIM SHARP
Nov
1
to Nov 2

DJ: JIM SHARP

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Catford’s own Jim Sharp’s edits and remixes have been a staple in 7” boxes and virtual crates with some of the biggest names in the DJ game, on either the Dusty Donuts label or his own imprint. A resident of the Doctor’s Orders, South London Soul Train and Mobile Mondays, Jim is known for playing a scratched and mixed selection of block party Funk, Soul and original Hip Hop Breaks.

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NEW: POETREE
Nov
4
7:00 PM19:00

NEW: POETREE

Brand new Spoken word night! Register your interest with: crimesagainstrhymes@gmail.com or just come along and be dazzled by word-craft from new and established poets. 

 

“We are a poetry collective (Crimes Against Rhymes) who wish to change the preconception of what poetry is and reach out to people who would not normally take an interest in it.

Do you write poetry yourself? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to perform it in front of an audience?

Then The Poetree may be for you. Come and participate in a supportive and non-threatening space.

Watch experienced  performance poets or give it a try yourself, you may even get the performance bug! We aim to be a supportive and inclusive group and welcome all poets and poetry in all its forms.

If you are interested in performing one of the open mic slots, please contact Pete Webb on crimesagainstrhymes@gmail.com

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DRINK'N'DRAW SESSION WITH LIFE MODEL
Nov
6
7:00 PM19:00

DRINK'N'DRAW SESSION WITH LIFE MODEL

Join us for a relaxed drink and draw session in the upstairs room of the pub. We are holding these sessions regularly on the first Wednesday of the month!

These are untutored drawing sessions in a relaxed non-judgmental atmosphere. All levels are welcome. We will start with dynamic short poses and work up to 15-20 min poses. A 15-minute break halfway through will allow you to buy food and drinks.

Please RSVP at https://www.meetup.com/Catford-Life-Drawing/ If the class is not fully booked tickets can be bought at the door on the evening.

Basic drawing supplies will be available at the venue for a £1 contribution.

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THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ
Nov
6
7:30 PM19:30

THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ

Get your thinking caps on and grab your brainiest mates as Ninth Life are hosting a brilliant new pub quiz! Featuring general knowledge, current news, music round, picture questions and loads more.

Cash prizes, booze AND theatre tickets to be won!
£2 per person to play.
6 people to a team maximum (2 points deducted for every player over 6 in a team)

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Photography by: Matthew Kaltenborn

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DJ: SKRATCH LINK-UP TAKEOVER
Nov
9
to Nov 10

DJ: SKRATCH LINK-UP TAKEOVER

DJ Collectrive and Scratch experts come to Ninth Life for an evening of beat making and turntable action.  

Skratch link ups main focus is portable DJ entertainment but also arrange outdoor meet ups or indoor free events to network with other turntablists, mixologists, beatmakers, MC's, beatboxers, photographers, graffiti artists, and videographers to share each others passion.  We also interact with the community to show them what portablism is about.

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THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ
Nov
13
7:30 PM19:30

THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ

Get your thinking caps on and grab your brainiest mates as Ninth Life are hosting a brilliant new pub quiz! Featuring general knowledge, current news, music round, picture questions and loads more.

Cash prizes, booze AND theatre tickets to be won!
£2 per person to play.
6 people to a team maximum (2 points deducted for every player over 6 in a team)

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Photography by: Matthew Kaltenborn

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FUN THURSDAYS WITH: FLO BINGO
Nov
14
7:30 PM19:30

FUN THURSDAYS WITH: FLO BINGO

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 Award winning musical comedian Tracey Collins ( Tina Turner Tea Lady) is bringing her new character, Flo, to The Ninth Life pub to host The Bored Housewife Bingo Party! Laugh, dance and play to win luxury prizes as 'Ex-hairdresser to the stars now bored housewife' Flo spins her cage of balls to an eclectic pop soundtrack at this evening of bingo, songs, hair brushing, singalong and laughter. "Get out the house and get your bingo pants on"

£2 per player

About Tracey Collins

Winner Best Newcomer: London Cabaret Awards

Current New Act Of The Year Finalist 

Best Comedy nominee: West End Wilma Awards 

Musical Comedy Awards Finalist 

★★★★★ 'We’ve got a Caroline Aherne on our hands, or a Calf-era Coogan' - The Wee Review★★★★★ 'A satisfying side-splitting combination'- The Gay UK

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BRUCE THE BALLOON
Nov
15
9:30 PM21:30

BRUCE THE BALLOON

There are few words that can sum this performer up! It really is something you just need to see. We can guarantee you - you have never seen anything like it before and you are unlikely to see anything like it again! He helped us kick off our massive launch weekend in February and we’ve finally got him back…. Bruce, we heart you!

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DJ: JIM SHARP
Nov
15
to Nov 16

DJ: JIM SHARP

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Catford’s own Jim Sharp’s edits and remixes have been a staple in 7” boxes and virtual crates with some of the biggest names in the DJ game, on either the Dusty Donuts label or his own imprint. A resident of the Doctor’s Orders, South London Soul Train and Mobile Mondays, Jim is known for playing a scratched and mixed selection of block party Funk, Soul and original Hip Hop Breaks.

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BRUCE THE BALLOON
Nov
16
9:30 PM21:30

BRUCE THE BALLOON

There are few words that can sum this performer up! It really is something you just need to see. We can guarantee you - you have never seen anything like it before and you are unlikely to see anything like it again! He helped us kick off our massive launch weekend in February and we’ve finally got him back…. Bruce, we heart you!

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THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ
Nov
20
7:30 PM19:30

THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ

Get your thinking caps on and grab your brainiest mates as Ninth Life are hosting a brilliant new pub quiz! Featuring general knowledge, current news, music round, picture questions and loads more.

Cash prizes, booze AND theatre tickets to be won!
£2 per person to play.
6 people to a team maximum (2 points deducted for every player over 6 in a team)

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Photography by: Matthew Kaltenborn

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BRILLIANT ROAMING COMEDY ACTS AND IMMERSIVE THEATRE FUN!
Nov
22
8:00 PM20:00

BRILLIANT ROAMING COMEDY ACTS AND IMMERSIVE THEATRE FUN!

Ever been told off by a librarian in a pub, ever met a fully grown boy

scout looking for help to get his activity badge? You are about to!

These performers will engage you in bizarre scenarios and weird

and wonderful games designed to make you feel like you are

dreaming whilst awake – find them, play with them, enter into their

realities and be transformed!

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DJ: TROL23
Nov
23
to Nov 24

DJ: TROL23

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Disco Shed’s Trol23 - A DJ and remixer with 21 years of experience. He's opened for artists as diverse as Mad Professor, Kool Keith, and Netsky. Corporate gigs from small fashion and lifestyle brands like AnyForty to bigger clients like Adidas (The Do Over - with Toddla T and Romare). Ayah Marar's tour DJ (UK and International). Warehouse parties and festival fields with the Disco Shed are his natural stomping grounds. Playing an eclectic mix of music - Trol23 always delivers a party.

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GYPSY JAZZ
Nov
24
8:00 PM20:00

GYPSY JAZZ

Come and enjoy a night of Gypsy Jazz with Mazaika Swing Quartet.

Gypsy Jazz Guitarists, Fiddlers, Clarinetists and vocalists please

bring your instruments, Horns also very welcome but if you drown

everyone out you will be politely asked to put a sock in it!

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THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ
Nov
27
7:30 PM19:30

THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ

Get your thinking caps on and grab your brainiest mates as Ninth Life are hosting a brilliant new pub quiz! Featuring general knowledge, current news, music round, picture questions and loads more.

Cash prizes, booze AND theatre tickets to be won!
£2 per person to play.
6 people to a team maximum (2 points deducted for every player over 6 in a team)

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Photography by: Matthew Kaltenborn

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BRILLIANT ROAMING COMEDY ACTS AND IMMERSIVE THEATRE FUN!
Nov
29
8:00 PM20:00

BRILLIANT ROAMING COMEDY ACTS AND IMMERSIVE THEATRE FUN!

Ever been told off by a librarian in a pub, ever met a fully grown boy

scout looking for help to get his activity badge? You are about to!

These performers will engage you in bizarre scenarios and weird

and wonderful games designed to make you feel like you are

dreaming whilst awake – find them, play with them, enter into their

realities and be transformed!

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DJ: JOSEPH ANTON
Nov
29
to Nov 30

DJ: JOSEPH ANTON

South London DJ, Joseph Anton lives and breathes music, devoting

most of his time to experimenting with new music technology,

production and sound design. A regular and longstanding DJ in bars

and clubs around London, Joseph Anton consistently delights the

crowd with his eclectic taste and sets that are filled with wit and

surprise.

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BRILLIANT ROAMING COMEDY ACTS AND IMMERSIVE THEATRE FUN!
Nov
30
8:00 PM20:00

BRILLIANT ROAMING COMEDY ACTS AND IMMERSIVE THEATRE FUN!

Ever been told off by a librarian in a pub, ever met a fully grown boy

scout looking for help to get his activity badge? You are about to!

These performers will engage you in bizarre scenarios and weird

and wonderful games designed to make you feel like you are

dreaming whilst awake – find them, play with them, enter into their

realities and be transformed!

Ellen Richardson - Laine - Ninth Life-94.jpg
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NEW: POETREE
Dec
2
7:00 PM19:00

NEW: POETREE

Brand new Spoken word night! Register your interest with: crimesagainstrhymes@gmail.com or just come along and be dazzled by word-craft from new and established poets. 

 

“We are a poetry collective (Crimes Against Rhymes) who wish to change the preconception of what poetry is and reach out to people who would not normally take an interest in it.

Do you write poetry yourself? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to perform it in front of an audience?

Then The Poetree may be for you. Come and participate in a supportive and non-threatening space.

Watch experienced  performance poets or give it a try yourself, you may even get the performance bug! We aim to be a supportive and inclusive group and welcome all poets and poetry in all its forms.

If you are interested in performing one of the open mic slots, please contact Pete Webb on crimesagainstrhymes@gmail.com

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DRINK'N'DRAW SESSION WITH LIFE MODEL
Dec
4
7:00 PM19:00

DRINK'N'DRAW SESSION WITH LIFE MODEL

Join us for a relaxed drink and draw session in the upstairs room of the pub. We are holding these sessions regularly on the first Wednesday of the month!

These are untutored drawing sessions in a relaxed non-judgmental atmosphere. All levels are welcome. We will start with dynamic short poses and work up to 15-20 min poses. A 15-minute break halfway through will allow you to buy food and drinks.

Please RSVP at https://www.meetup.com/Catford-Life-Drawing/ If the class is not fully booked tickets can be bought at the door on the evening.

Basic drawing supplies will be available at the venue for a £1 contribution.

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FUN THURSDAYS WITH: FLO BINGO
Dec
5
7:30 PM19:30

FUN THURSDAYS WITH: FLO BINGO

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 Award winning musical comedian Tracey Collins ( Tina Turner Tea Lady) is bringing her new character, Flo, to The Ninth Life pub to host The Bored Housewife Bingo Party! Laugh, dance and play to win luxury prizes as 'Ex-hairdresser to the stars now bored housewife' Flo spins her cage of balls to an eclectic pop soundtrack at this evening of bingo, songs, hair brushing, singalong and laughter. "Get out the house and get your bingo pants on"

£2 per player

About Tracey Collins

Winner Best Newcomer: London Cabaret Awards

Current New Act Of The Year Finalist 

Best Comedy nominee: West End Wilma Awards 

Musical Comedy Awards Finalist 

★★★★★ 'We’ve got a Caroline Aherne on our hands, or a Calf-era Coogan' - The Wee Review★★★★★ 'A satisfying side-splitting combination'- The Gay UK

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Dec
7
1:00 PM13:00

CREATIVE WELLBEING EVENT

Creative and Sustainable paths to Wellness no.2

Back after a rip-roaring success earlier this year! A beautiful event

hosted by Purple Palm Wellness and her extensive community of

healers, makers, teachers, bakers, creators, workshop artists. NOT

to be missed! We are delighted to have this back!

“The paths to wellness can take many forms, this event is designed

to introduce people to different disciplines and artforms which

promote wellbeing.

The event will consistent of different movement-based taster

sessions, creative stations and stalls offering handmade locally

produced products. Sessions will include (although final programme

TBC): yoga, kids yoga, martial arts, dance, drawing, mandala

making, massage and much more.”

Creative making sessions will include (Final programme TBC)

Recycled Art

Drawing / Plasticine

Creative writing / Poetry

Mandala making

Street Art (stencil art)

Taster Sessions include (Final programme TBC)

Mindful Flow Yoga / Tai chi / Latino Dance / Kids Yoga / Jiu Jitsu

Pilates / Hula Hooping / Yin Yoga / Zumba / Immersive Yoga or Creative

flow / Capoeira tasters and performance

Stalls / Traders include (Final Programme TBC)

Holistic Products

Pure Juice

Yoga Products

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JOSH FRAZER: CYR WHEEL
Dec
13
9:30 PM21:30

JOSH FRAZER: CYR WHEEL

Josh is a dynamic, hugely talented circus performer who blends circus, dance, physical theatre and live music. He has brought the house down every time he has performed here – being one of our key acts for our massive launch weekend. If you’ve never witnessed the Cyr Wheel – it really is unlike anything else you’ve ever seen.

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JOSH FRAZER: CYR WHEEL
Dec
14
9:30 PM21:30

JOSH FRAZER: CYR WHEEL

Josh is a dynamic, hugely talented circus performer who blends circus, dance, physical theatre and live music. He has brought the house down every time he has performed here – being one of our key acts for our massive launch weekend. If you’ve never witnessed the Cyr Wheel – it really is unlike anything else you’ve ever seen.

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Dec
14
to Dec 15

DJ FAST CHRISTMAS HOUSE PARTY

DJ Fast (Fun Lovin’ Criminals) Returns for a special festive edition of

his infamous Brooklyn House Party.

Blending an eclectic mix of reggae/dancehall, hip-hop/R&B, soul/funk/disco and rock to

create a soundscape influenced by the streets of New York.

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Dec
27
to Dec 28

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: DUB THE HALLS

It’s the 27th December and it’s Friday night...time to leave the living

room, gather your friends and come shake off your Christmas

dinners with us down at Ninth Life.

On the night we’ll have our brilliant roaming performers in bad

Christmas Jumpers playing random games and creating festive

mayhem!

On top of that Ambassador will be holding it down on the decks

serving up a bubbling selection of dub, reggae, hip-hop, funk and all

sorts of bassline grooves to warm you up and keep you rocking

towards the new year. Tunes hot like the open fire!;

Ambassador has hosted his Evolution of Dub radio show on Kane

103.7FM for the last 7 years and can be found throwing down

records in bars, clubs and festival stages all over the UK, Europe

and recently as far as India with his dub influenced sets.

https://www.mixcloud.com/evolutionofdub/

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DJ: COUNT BASSEY
Jan
6
to Feb 5

DJ: COUNT BASSEY

From Latin to Afro via Reggae, Hip-Hop, Drum’n’Bass and

beyond, Count Bassy is never short of beats to make you move

your feet! Shaking dancefloors from Glastonbury to Fusion

festival and in clubs across London and Europe, his sets are all

about good vibes and big tunes, with a healthy dose of bass of

course.

Perhaps one of the festival's unsung heroes, Count Bassy is

likely better known behind the scenes than in front. He curates

around 25 festival stages each summer at some of the UK’s top

festivals (Glastonbury, Shambala, Boomtown, Lovebox...),

programmes hundreds of live acts and all-round promotes

events throughout the year as a key part of top music event

production squad Continental Drifts! Unsurprisingly he is also

a fantastic DJ and, with his Drifts colleagues, has started

regular Global Beats Club nights in London. He also runs the

NPO project Global Local supported by Arts Council England,

championing culturally diversity with emerging bands from the

UK World and Global music scene and produces the London

Remixed Festival.

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JOSH FRAZER: CYR WHEEL
Jan
10
9:30 PM21:30

JOSH FRAZER: CYR WHEEL

Josh is a dynamic, hugely talented circus performer who blends circus, dance, physical theatre and live music. He has brought the house down every time he has performed here – being one of our key acts for our massive launch weekend. If you’ve never witnessed the Cyr Wheel – it really is unlike anything else you’ve ever seen.

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JOSH FRAZER: CYR WHEEL
Jan
11
9:30 PM21:30

JOSH FRAZER: CYR WHEEL

Josh is a dynamic, hugely talented circus performer who blends circus, dance, physical theatre and live music. He has brought the house down every time he has performed here – being one of our key acts for our massive launch weekend. If you’ve never witnessed the Cyr Wheel – it really is unlike anything else you’ve ever seen.

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BRUCE THE BALLOON
Oct
19
9:30 PM21:30

BRUCE THE BALLOON

There are few words that can sum this performer up! It really is something you just need to see. We can guarantee you - you have never seen anything like it before and you are unlikely to see anything like it again! He helped us kick off our massive launch weekend in February and we’ve finally got him back…. Bruce, we heart you!

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UTTERLY BONKERS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH
Oct
19
10:00 AM10:00

UTTERLY BONKERS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH

Building on the city-wide popularity of Bottomless Brunches, we want to offer something unlike any other out there! 

Inspired by classic gameshows, ridiculous party/festival games, retro T.V programmes and favourite films this event will be brought to you by a whole host of characters from the bizarre to the brilliant. 

Think Task Master and A League of Gentlemen - meets Fraggle Rock – meets Alan Partridge and you’d be a little close. Games, prizes, characters and comedy! 

Drink as much as you’d like, eat from our fantastic menu and get ready for a brilliant ride! 

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DJ: JIM SHARP
Oct
18
to Oct 19

DJ: JIM SHARP

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Catford’s own Jim Sharp’s edits and remixes have been a staple in 7” boxes and virtual crates with some of the biggest names in the DJ game, on either the Dusty Donuts label or his own imprint. A resident of the Doctor’s Orders, South London Soul Train and Mobile Mondays, Jim is known for playing a scratched and mixed selection of block party Funk, Soul and original Hip Hop Breaks.

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BRUCE THE BALLOON
Oct
18
9:30 PM21:30

BRUCE THE BALLOON

There are few words that can sum this performer up! It really is something you just need to see. We can guarantee you - you have never seen anything like it before and you are unlikely to see anything like it again! He helped us kick off our massive launch weekend in February and we’ve finally got him back…. Bruce, we heart you!

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LOVE GAMES
Oct
17
7:30 PM19:30

LOVE GAMES

Love Games - The First Flirt Love Angels have arrived at Ninth Life to spread their love. Come and take part in an interactive games night full of silliness and fun, whether you have just met, been married 20 years or you’re “just friends” come and test or discover your love. Prizes and drinks to be won!

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THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ
Oct
16
8:00 PM20:00

THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ

Get your thinking caps on and grab your brainiest mates as Ninth Life are hosting a brilliant new pub quiz! Featuring general knowledge, current news, music round, picture questions and loads more.

Cash prizes, booze AND theatre tickets to be won!
£2 per person to play.
6 people to a team maximum (2 points deducted for every player over 6 in a team)

PHOTO-2019-08-19-14-06-15.jpg

Photography by: Matthew Kaltenborn

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DJ: SKRATCH LINK-UP TAKEOVER
Oct
12
to Oct 13

DJ: SKRATCH LINK-UP TAKEOVER

DJ Collectrive and Scratch experts come to Ninth Life for an evening of beat making and turntable action.  

Skratch link ups main focus is portable DJ entertainment but also arrange outdoor meet ups or indoor free events to network with other turntablists, mixologists, beatmakers, MC's, beatboxers, photographers, graffiti artists, and videographers to share each others passion.  We also interact with the community to show them what portablism is about.

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ANDROMEDA CIRCUS
Oct
12
8:00 PM20:00

ANDROMEDA CIRCUS

Now one of our most regular and beloved performers! Learn how to poi and then watch Andromeda bring the garden to life and light in his amazing outdoor fire show!

(VIP rooms, Paris, Cirque du soir, Dubai, MINT Shanghai, MTV, Will.I.AM, Milan Fashion week)

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UTTERLY BONKERS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH
Oct
12
10:00 AM10:00

UTTERLY BONKERS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH

Building on the city-wide popularity of Bottomless Brunches, we want to offer something unlike any other out there! 

Inspired by classic gameshows, ridiculous party/festival games, retro T.V programmes and favourite films this event will be brought to you by a whole host of characters from the bizarre to the brilliant. 

Think Task Master and A League of Gentlemen - meets Fraggle Rock – meets Alan Partridge and you’d be a little close. Games, prizes, characters and comedy! 

Drink as much as you’d like, eat from our fantastic menu and get ready for a brilliant ride! 

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DJ: TROL23
Oct
11
to Oct 12

DJ: TROL23

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Disco Shed’s Trol23 - A DJ and remixer with 21 years of experience. He's opened for artists as diverse as Mad Professor, Kool Keith, and Netsky. Corporate gigs from small fashion and lifestyle brands like AnyForty to bigger clients like Adidas (The Do Over - with Toddla T and Romare). Ayah Marar's tour DJ (UK and International). Warehouse parties and festival fields with the Disco Shed are his natural stomping grounds. Playing an eclectic mix of music - Trol23 always delivers a party.

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ANDROMEDA CIRCUS
Oct
11
8:00 PM20:00

ANDROMEDA CIRCUS

Now one of our most regular and beloved performers! Learn how to poi and then watch Andromeda bring the garden to life and light in his amazing outdoor fire show!

(VIP rooms, Paris, Cirque du soir, Dubai, MINT Shanghai, MTV, Will.I.AM, Milan Fashion week)

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THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ
Oct
9
8:00 PM20:00

THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ

Get your thinking caps on and grab your brainiest mates as Ninth Life are hosting a brilliant new pub quiz! Featuring general knowledge, current news, music round, picture questions and loads more.

Cash prizes, booze AND theatre tickets to be won!
£2 per person to play.
6 people to a team maximum (2 points deducted for every player over 6 in a team)

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Photography by: Matthew Kaltenborn

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NEW: POETREE
Oct
7
7:00 PM19:00

NEW: POETREE

Brand new Spoken word night! Register your interest with: crimesagainstrhymes@gmail.com or just come along and be dazzled by word-craft from new and established poets. 

 

“We are a poetry collective (Crimes Against Rhymes) who wish to change the preconception of what poetry is and reach out to people who would not normally take an interest in it.

Do you write poetry yourself? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to perform it in front of an audience?

Then The Poetree may be for you. Come and participate in a supportive and non-threatening space.

Watch experienced  performance poets or give it a try yourself, you may even get the performance bug! We aim to be a supportive and inclusive group and welcome all poets and poetry in all its forms.

If you are interested in performing one of the open mic slots, please contact Pete Webb on crimesagainstrhymes@gmail.com

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CATFORD ARTS TRAIL
Oct
6
12:00 PM12:00

CATFORD ARTS TRAIL

We are delighted to announce that we are part of the Catford Arts Trail and will be exhibiting some spectacular exhibitions over this brilliant, locally led festival of art. Come and discover interactive pieces throughout our venue both on the upper floors and throughout the Courtyard and back bar area!

(Exact times TBC)

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DJ FAST (FUN LOVIN' CRIMINALS)
Oct
5
to Oct 6

DJ FAST (FUN LOVIN' CRIMINALS)

DJ FAST has made out a career out of blending an eclectic mix of hip-hop, jazz, funk and rock to create a soundscape influenced by the streets of New York. “I think the main influence would be living in New York and working at The Limelight. There was like five different rooms in this club and every room had a different genre of music. So there was usually house and dance music on the main floor, but there was a room that would have hip-hop and would have reggae. Just through working at this club you heard and were exposed to this music.”

DJ FAST continues to tour with Fun Lovin’ Criminals, but as a DJ he brings a unique approach to spinning at a party and has the flexibility to play any genre!

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STAGE SHOW SPECTACULAR: JOHN UDRY
Oct
5
9:30 PM21:30

STAGE SHOW SPECTACULAR: JOHN UDRY

There are jugglers. There are comedians. And there is Jon Udry.

Jon combines the two to such a brilliant effect that his unique performance has his audience roaring with laughter from entrance to the final curtain. 

Formerly the British Young Juggler Of The Year and New Act of the Year Finalist 2018, Jon’s skills and stage persona have brought his show onto various television and radio shows, as well as being a regular on the bill at prestigious festivals like Glastonbury. 

Jon travels internationally, working on a host of luxury cruise lines, at festivals and events, and - due to his unique comedy style - his show is also at home on the domestic comedy club circuit. 

Jon’s repertoire is not the normal type of speciality act - instead, it’s young, offbeat, quirky and hugely impressive. His current show ‘Jon Udry Punches Gravity in the Face’ is quickly becoming his most successful to date with a host of bookings around the UK, Europe and beyond. 

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CATFORD ARTS TRAIL
Oct
5
12:00 PM12:00

CATFORD ARTS TRAIL

We are delighted to announce that we are part of the Catford Arts Trail and will be exhibiting some spectacular exhibitions over this brilliant, locally led festival of art. Come and discover interactive pieces throughout our venue both on the upper floors and throughout the Courtyard and back bar area!

(Exact times TBC)

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UTTERLY BONKERS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH
Oct
5
10:00 AM10:00

UTTERLY BONKERS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH

Building on the city-wide popularity of Bottomless Brunches, we want to offer something unlike any other out there! 

Inspired by classic gameshows, ridiculous party/festival games, retro T.V programmes and favourite films this event will be brought to you by a whole host of characters from the bizarre to the brilliant. 

Think Task Master and A League of Gentlemen - meets Fraggle Rock – meets Alan Partridge and you’d be a little close. Games, prizes, characters and comedy! 

Drink as much as you’d like, eat from our fantastic menu and get ready for a brilliant ride! 

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DJ: JOSEPH ANTON
Oct
4
to Oct 5

DJ: JOSEPH ANTON

South London DJ, Joseph Anton lives and breathes music, devoting most of his time to experimenting with new music technology, production and sound design. A regular and longstanding DJ in bars and clubs around London, Joseph Anton consistently delights the crowd with his eclectic taste and sets that are filled with wit and surprise.

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STAGE SHOW SPECTACULAR: JON UDRY
Oct
4
9:30 PM21:30

STAGE SHOW SPECTACULAR: JON UDRY

There are jugglers. There are comedians. And there is Jon Udry.

Jon combines the two to such a brilliant effect that his unique performance has his audience roaring with laughter from entrance to the final curtain. 

Formerly the British Young Juggler Of The Year and New Act of the Year Finalist 2018, Jon’s skills and stage persona have brought his show onto various television and radio shows, as well as being a regular on the bill at prestigious festivals like Glastonbury. 

Jon travels internationally, working on a host of luxury cruise lines, at festivals and events, and - due to his unique comedy style - his show is also at home on the domestic comedy club circuit. 

Jon’s repertoire is not the normal type of speciality act - instead, it’s young, offbeat, quirky and hugely impressive. His current show ‘Jon Udry Punches Gravity in the Face’ is quickly becoming his most successful to date with a host of bookings around the UK, Europe and beyond. 

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CATFORD ARTS TRAIL
Oct
4
12:00 PM12:00

CATFORD ARTS TRAIL

We are delighted to announce that we are part of the Catford Arts Trail and will be exhibiting some spectacular exhibitions over this brilliant, locally led festival of art. Come and discover interactive pieces throughout our venue both on the upper floors and throughout the Courtyard and back bar area!

(Exact times TBC)

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CATFORD ARTS TRAIL
Oct
3
12:00 PM12:00

CATFORD ARTS TRAIL

We are delighted to announce that we are part of the Catford Arts Trail and will be exhibiting some spectacular exhibitions over this brilliant, locally led festival of art. Come and discover interactive pieces throughout our venue both on the upper floors and throughout the Courtyard and back bar area!

(Exact times TBC)

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THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ
Oct
2
8:00 PM20:00

THE NINTH LIFE PUB QUIZ

Get your thinking caps on and grab your brainiest mates as Ninth Life are hosting a brilliant new pub quiz! Featuring general knowledge, current news, music round, picture questions and loads more.

Cash prizes, booze AND theatre tickets to be won!
£2 per person to play.
6 people to a team maximum (2 points deducted for every player over 6 in a team)

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Photography by: Matthew Kaltenborn

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